i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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