I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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