We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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