SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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