I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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