I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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