party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
