we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
