i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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