If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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