If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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