dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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