i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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