so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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