halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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