everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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