Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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