I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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