I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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