They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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