Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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