my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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