Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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