Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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