to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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