I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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