I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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