So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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