Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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