Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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