I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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