Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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I need you to use more vowels.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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Goodbee
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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