Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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