if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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