oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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