How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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