Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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