Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I believe in your delicious
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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