Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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