If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Every concussion has its silver lining
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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