you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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