So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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