sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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