is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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