Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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