i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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