Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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