that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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