We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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