White coat. Heels.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
