So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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