It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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