That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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