508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
accomplished twins. life is a go
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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