i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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