fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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