Say something about gay babies.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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