i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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