It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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