I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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